In this keynote, we take a step back from the hype cycle and look at security through a longer, vintage, grumpy old hackers lens. From the early days of classic computer hacks to the evolution of modern vulnerability research, we revisit the techniques, mindsets, the breakthroughs and the people responsible for those, with a focus especially on the gaping holes that shaped the industry. Along the way, we’ll examine how each “revolution” -from automated scanners to current day AI- was (or is) supposed to change… everything. Grumpy old hacker’s voice: “And yet, the core of security has remained stubbornly human.” Through real-world facepalming examples (here come the tears), historical parallels, and a candid look at today’s AI-driven slop, this talk challenges the narrative that AI is replacing hackers. And kittens? They’re probably fine. But just to be sure, bring napkins to this talk. Please.
